I am the champion of lame jokes
Emily Post’s Etiquette Daily, 23 July 2014:Q: My nephew, who is gay, just got married in Massachusetts. do I send a card or a gift or both? How do I acknowledge the event?
Who even knows? Gay people are aliens, their customs may be very different from ours. Better not risk it.
I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.
They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.
Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.
Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler
I CANNOT wait for her book this fall.